Saucy road map issued for holidaymakers who love places with rude names

HOLIDAYMAKERS who love visiting places with rude names have been given a helping hand — thanks to a saucy road map.

Tourists can now snigger their way up and down Ireland, which is rammed full of naughty destinations, including Muff, Fannystown, Doodys Bottom and Slutsend.

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With millions looking to holiday closer to home in the pandemic, the country expects record numbers of visitors along its 1,900-mile coastline. 

And it predicts many will have a childish sense of humour, like Viz comic’s mucky-minded Finbarr Saunders, and be irresistibly drawn to places such as Bastardtown, Willyrogue Island and Cock Hill.

The smutty list also includes Horetown, Nobber and Ballsbridge.

A spokesman for Irish Parcels, the courier company which compiled the daft route, said: “We’re constantly talking to drivers who spend their days travelling the length and breadth of the Emerald Isle. 

“Irish places have been given their names in a variety of ways over the years, from historic settlements to community nicknames which have stuck.

“Some homeowners will view where they live as a curse while other families will love it.

“But one thing is for certain – living in or near a town with a silly name certainly isn’t boring.”

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